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Another Christmas, another terrible disappointment for the Duke of York, only recently received back into the fold after all that unpleasantness with Jeffrey Epstein and now, cruelly, exiled once more. News of the Andrew’s association with Yang Tengbo, an alleged Chinese spy banned from entering the UK, could not have broken at a worse moment, just in time for King Charles to visit a Christmas snub on him and remind those of us who had succeeded in banishing the former HRH from our thoughts since the last scandal, what a massive lump of clay he is.